In the past two weeks I have apparently preempted my giving of thanks
for modern America by partaking in things that are uniquely American
and otherwise regularly disregarded by me. Did I buy a shot gun for
self-defense? Nah. Did I try to sign up for ObamaCare? Nope, thanks.
Did I wear sweatpants for 24 hours and eat gas station nachos for
dinner? Hmm... no, not yet.
I went to my first NFL
game and drank my first full can of PBR. Woo!
The novelties
were quite fun, but I doubt that I would perk up to do either again. Given the millions of diverse raging fans that worship either of these, I'm left confused- not drinking the Kool-Aid yet, I suppose. I'll work on giving more thanks tomorrow. Until then...
PBR vs. a long night
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